Fat Man on Rollerskates

I kid you not but today I saw a fat man on rollerskates. Sure, I hear you say, what's so special about that? Let's just put this in context. My parents, Gordon and I were in a car heading out to dinner, we were at a T-intersection about to turn into a highway. Out of the corner of my eye I spy the most random sight.

A fat man on rollerskates. He was not morbidly obese, sure, but he was fat enough to have a belly that would protrude and sag out. How did I know that it sagged?

Because he was rollerskating with his arms straight into the air.

His shirt was lifted up by this act, and out the bottom of his shirt we all saw his gut sagging out. White shirt, white shorts, red rollerskates, one big ass belly.

The feeling of watching it? I felt like I was watching some Youtube video when the maker as inserted a completely random scene right in the middle. The feeling was essentially a Rickroll. There is no possible context to explain what we saw ... But our lives feel all the more complete because of it.

Btw, happy 600th post everyone!