Why I Blog

Me: I'm so sleepy right now.
Mum: Then go to bed!
Me:  Can't I'm busy writing.
Mum: Writing what?
Me: A blog entry.
Mum: Have you written anything about me lately?
Me: No.
Mum: *angry huff*
Me: ???
Mum: It pisses me off when you don't write about it. I feel like I'm wasting time reading your blog when it's not about it.
Me: *thinking "She's just made her way into the blog yet again"*