Stereotypy

Me: *walking with Connor, Gobi and Alistair*
Connor: *notices I had a hair cut* Nice hair.
Me: ... Thanks?
Connor: I preferred the old one ...
Me: ... Oh. ... er ... Thanks for making me feel self-conscious.
Connor: It was much more asian.
Gobi: And now?
Connor: It seems like you're just trying not to look asian anymore.
Gobi: It's okay Shanan. *comforts* Connor just thinks that all asians should have a bowl-cut hair style.
Me: It probably surprises him every time I open my mouth and don't have a horrendous accent.
Gobi: Which is why you should go Seikh like me. Then no one will ever comment on your hair!
Me: Yeah, but then every time I take off my jacket Connor will be surprised I don't have a bomb strapped to my chest!