Masturbatorial Quoting

Dunno how I came up with it, but was just walking around my apartment today and this came to my head. I've always felt eventually at one point in my life, everything I say would become something quotable such that it's whipped out at parties as utmost wit. Perhaps this is the start of that journey.

"I oftentimes find myself glorifying any- and everything society tells me I ought abhor. And I'm not sure whether that says more about me or if it says more about society"
-- Shanan Kan, Got AbMo?, "Masturbatorial Quoting"